Sorry for the vagueness of the last post. I just decided to randomly update this blog because I was bored. I guess now that I have finally updated it, I should begin writing again.

Anyway, I have come to a number of startling discoveries that I have contemplated expressing in written form. Naturally I never get around to it and as I feel these realizations are best expressed while in the moment, I don't ever bother to write them down. In short, my spotty update record on this blog may be best explained by the fact that I am an excessively self-reflective person. i.e. Why would I want to spend any extra time writing about myself?

Yep. I'll try to write about other more light-hearted things in the future because really, life's no fun when you're serious all the time.

Interesting aside. I cannot at this moment think of anything more satisfying than watching Japanese Police officers incorporate slang I have taught them into their daily language. Case in point:

*Scene: Two police offers dressed in traditional Karate uniform about to simulate a fight.*

Cop #1: (Motions to other cop with hand to come over) Let's dance!
Cop #2: Bring it!
*Fighting proceeds. Cop #1 takes out cop #2 with one swift blow. He walks up to his fallen enemy and leans over.
Cop #1: Suck it up Princess!

Awesome.